Now that I have a webpage on Google everyone can see how popular I am.
I have many, many friends because I'm so popular. Everybody likes me. I'm also cool beyond belief and truly special.
Eileen Jacobson is a loser, so she doesn't like me. She thinks I'm not even on Google. What a Nerd.
This website is dedicated to me, Mandy Berwick. I'm sure most people already know how special, cool, and popular I am, but I figured those who didn't should be informed.
Of course, not only am I the coolest girl in school, but I'm also the smartest.